note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
