I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Bring me that man meat
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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