another moral hangover. fuck.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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