this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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