North Korea, Best Korea!
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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