Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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