Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
