Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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