People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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