Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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