Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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