its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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