And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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