There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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