no, he came in my armpit
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
sarcasm needs its own font
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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