I want to walk on stilts...naked
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The ass gains better be worth it
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