Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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