Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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