i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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