I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
