Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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