this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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