I wanna passion pit in your ass
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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