I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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