absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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