just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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