are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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