glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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