Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
