where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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