ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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