So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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