i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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