So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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