My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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