Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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