that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
