only if we run a train.
done.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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