whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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