We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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