Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
