I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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