I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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