Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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