Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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