I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My feet surprised me
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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