She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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