WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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