Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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