the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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